It is our intention  —  here in La Salle  —  to address your questions.   H'ever.   This be the ichnograph:

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   •  Susan, Weymouth, Massachusetts
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1. We shall not answer all questions submitted.
   
   
2. The heavier and/or more difficult the question  —  the greater its chances of prompting us to post a response.
   
   
3. If you never find an answer posted  —  feel free to complain (or even restate your question  —  in an attempt to awaken us).
   
   
4. Remember that the best (and most valuable) questions in the universe  —  are 15 words or less.
   
   
5. Ask the questions that are most pressing in your life  —  first.