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Farfar's 27 Axioms
I Love This © Tue Dec 13 1983
- I SHALL DO MY FATHER'S WILL, NOT MINE.
- WHEN MY FATHER SPEAKS, I LISTEN.
- WHEN RECEIVING AN INSTRUCTION,
I SHALL PERFORM IT, OR ASK A QUESTION
OF CLARIFICATION — NOT MAKE A STATEMENT.
- WHEN ONE HAS THE FLOOR, ALL OTHERS SHOULD
YIELD TO, LOOK AT, LISTEN TO, AND BE WITH
THAT ONE.
- I HAVE A PROBLEM; BUT IT'S OK TO BE WITH IT
FOR NOW.
- I SHALL FIGHT WITH MYSELF AND BE MISERABLE.
IS THAT WHAT I WANT ?
- SITTING PROPERLY MEANS: LEGS FRONT; BACK
STRAIGHT; HANDS FOLDED; MOUTH CLOSED.
- THE BEGINNING OF COMMUNICATION IS DEFINITION.
- WHEN SOMEONE IS SPEAKING TO ME, I SHALL
WATCH, LISTEN TO, AND BE WITH THAT ONE.
- AXIOM: RECOGNIZED TRUTH.
- ALL DIRECTIVES DEFAULT TO AHORA — UNLESS
SPECIFICALLY STATED OTHERWISE.
- STANDING FREELY MEANS: NOTHING BUT THE
BOTTOMS OF MY SHOES (OR FEET) TOUCHING
THE FLOOR (OR GROUND).
- IN CONFLICT, I SHALL PRACTICE
THE LAST AXIOM GIVEN.
- THE TWO MOST POWERFUL WORDS IN THE ENGLISH
LANGUAGE: THANK YOU.
- I OWN BUT ONE THING: THIS MOMENT IN TIME
WITH GOD, AND THEREIN LIES MY SOUL.
- SAVE MY SOUL, I OWN NOTHING, BUT AM ONLY
TEMPORARY CUSTODIAN OF THAT WHICH I AM
TOUCHING AT THE MOMENT.
- SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE FAIR; THE OTHERS
SPECIAL.
- I MUST DO WHAT I WILL.
- WHEN RECEIVING ANY THING, I SHALL SAY:
THANK YOU.
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- NEVER HAVING DONE SOMETHING BEFORE, DOESN'T
MEAN I CAN'T.
- NOT KNOWING HOW TO DO SOMETHING, DOESN'T
MEAN I CAN'T.
- WHEN CALLED, I SHALL STOP WHAT I'M ABOUT,
AND RESPOND APPROPRIATELY.
- MY JOB IS NOT SO MUCH TO TEACH THEM HOW TO
DANCE, AS IT IS TO HELP THEM HERE THE MUSIC.
- EYE DEW. KNOTS TOP. PAT THE EDGE OF MICE KIN.
- DON'T
HURRY.
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